Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I become the prince of my house’s Cel-Air
In west Australia born and raised
On my daughter is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool
And all beatin’ some loli outside of the school
When a couple of years they were up to no good
Started agein’ lolis in my neighborhood
I got one little erection and my mom got scared
And said, “You’re movin’ with your hot teenage daughter in Cel-Air.”
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “CHRIS” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything they could say that my girl was rare
But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Cel-Air!”
She crawled out of the house after 7 offspring
And she yelled to the cabby “yo Hansen, my sav’ya”
Looked at my kingdom I sure wish she was there
To sit on my girl as the prince of Cel-Air.
